And God said “Love Your Enemy,” and I obeyed him and loved myself.
خليل جبران (via bl-ossomed)u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT
Ten years from now, make sure you can say that you chose your life, you didn’t settle for it.
(via bl-ossomed)I want to punch whoever came up with the phrase “the customer is always right” because the customer is wrong, like really fucking wrong, 97% of the time.
“I want the tacos with the hard shells”
Me:“ ma'am we don’t serve hard shell tacos. We have a soft flour tortilla or soft corn tortilla”
“Oh. Then I want the corn. Those are the hard shell ones right?”
Me:“no, ma'am, we don’t serve hard shell tacos. We have flour or corn tortillas”
“Flour or corn? So…which ones are the hard ones?”
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“Hey the lettuce from the salad bar doesn’t taste right.”
“Uh sir we don’t have a salad bar. That’s the decorative kale for our salsa bar. It’s not meant to be eaten”
“Well if it’s not meant to be eaten why are you serving it?!”
“Sir, it’s decorative. We aren’t serving it.”
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“What’s this extra charge on my receipt? Why are you charging me extra? I demand to talk to a manager!!”
“Sir that’s the tax, it’s 5% in our state.”
“No you’re trying to steal from me, I’ll have you fired!”
“Sir, it says right there that it’s the tax.”
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Where I used to work, we had a sign on the wall that said: The customer is not always right, but the customer is always a customer.
today my anthro professor said something kindof really beautiful:
“you all have a little bit of ‘I want to save the world’ in you, that’s why you’re here, in college. I want you to know that it’s okay if you only save one person, and it’s okay if that person is you”
I feel like a few people I know could stand to read this.
One of the best out takes from any television show, ever.
HE FUCKING STRAIGHT-FACED THAT
This man is a guardian of the galaxy
you can just see the split second where everyone is processing what he said
“too vague” writes my English teacher on my essay
kind of like the instructions you gave us you piece of shit
Yup
I think it’s hilarious when people tell me I’m laid back because I’ve pretty much been screaming nonstop in my head since like fifth grade
Yup
of course size matters!!!! no one wants a small……. glass of wine!!!!! LOL
SO true, Sharon! ;)
Sharon, you’re such a wild card! Say hi to Mark and the kids for me!!
SHARON,,, UNCLE RICK ISNT DOING TOO WELL,,, BUT WE ALLL KNOW THAT HES AT THAT AGE AND WILL SOON BE WITH GAMGAM… GOD BLESS YOU…
Hope all is well!! It’s been to long!! The kids and hubby say hi!!
Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in the car to all the songs you listened to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good.
(via bonus)